Viggo is the Seahawks Bronco-busting Carpathian

This isn’t a harmless puppy lying next to the 12th Man sign.

This may look like a Seattle Seahawks 12th Dog but that’s a dangerous assumption.

Brace yourself for the mystical underworld.

This is Viggo — aka The Carpathian — and he is literally out-of-this-world. Consider:

Carpathians have the ability to shapeshift into various animals. They most often use the forms of wolves, owls, bats, and leopards. They can also take to form of mist or fog. They are capable of controlling the elements for their own needs. They heal themselves by dissolving from their body and mending the cut. Most Carpathians are tall, dark-haired and dark-eyed.

Viggo commands us. He lives in the castle of pain known as the Meadowlands. He sits on the throne of blood. February 2nd is his season of evil. He needs a Super Bowl victory to live again. His agenda is aligned with Seattle. He is the Bronco-buster.

Hear Viggo roar — not that Katy Perry roar — he’s more like the Richard Sherman, Legion of Boom ROAR!

2-point Underdogs? The Seahawks? No — not with Viggo’s powers lurking about…

So, let The Carpathian to live again. Time to kick some Bronco butt. Bring that Super Bowl to Seattle.

By the way, Viggo may be shapeshifting before your very eyes. Beware:http://www.youtube.com/embed/GP2JPwbtq0g?feature=oembed

Honorable muse mention: Kara McKenna sent me the Ghostbusters 2 video. 

News Flash: I’m told by my sources that Kevin O’Keefe is rooting for Denver. Can anyone explain why? Viggo will be dealing with that issue.